Is not the name of a thrash metal band – although it would be a good one, available to the highest bidder – but more a summation of what I’ve got to look forward to. I’m not normally the type of person who wallows in pathos but this weather…
Grey omnipresent skies, rain like splinters and strong biting winds are the reason for me unhappiness and gloomy out look. I’ve been woken every day this week by the rain hitting the bedroom window giving me just a little taster of what’s to come for the rest of the day – more grey, more rain, and more miserable weather.
Even the girls have refused to leave the sanctuary of their beds for a walk round the block, the jangling of the leads being met by a selective deafness. I sympathise and if I could treat my alarm clock with the same aural disdain I would.
I’m pulling out all the stops to try to lift my mood, the vampish red lipstick has become a make-up must and the bronzing powder has been given a good hammering. I may need to slow down in this regard as I’m concerned that my slightly bronzed orange appearance may mistakenly indicate I’m related to another tangerine tinted someone! The wardrobe has been given a shake and I’m dressing in my brightest colours in an attempt to lift my spirits, I charge around looking like Miss Pac man – a dot of colour on a black background. Worryingly the height to weight ratio may be similar too, another downside of winter the constant need for pies, pastry and mashed potatoes, after husband I think carbs may be my soul mate.
John Clare the outstanding poet and naturalist describes the beauty of both January and February with such detail and love, I’m shamed and embarrassed that I cannot see the gloriousness around me, all I can see is rain.
However for all my whining and self-absorption I realise that if this weather is getting me down, how awful must it be for the homeless. I cannot imagine trying to keep warm and dry in such grim conditions without the luxury of being able to make a cup of tea whenever you want and I appreciate just how damn lucky I am.